Ryan’s birthday is August 17th. He’ll turn 32. He said he wants these pants. So, I’m accepting donations in an effort to buy them for him. Donors will be listed on a special card and publicly acknowledged here and on Facebook. Additionally, donors will receive an email from me with pictures of Ryan wearing these pants, assuming we collect sufficient funds to make the purchase.
We need $106.83 in order to make this ridiculous birthday wish come true. Any amount will be greatly appreciated. And in case we collect more than we need, we’ll put that in a special card and give it to the Birthday Boy during his party. We’ll video this event to document our honesty. And we’ll provide a full accounting of this non-sense right here.
Thanks to the following contributors:
- Brian Elliott family
- Mike Martin family
- Ben Bonnett
- Andrew Weaver
- Clay Elmore
As of Tuesday, July 31st we’re still short, but we’re getting very close!
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT FURTHER DONATIONS FROM EXISTING CONTRIBUTORS.
You’ve done enough!
Just click the PayPal donation button below.
At first Ryan said he’d like these…but later, he said he might like the red maple leaf pair. Once we collect enough money we’ll take a poll – strictly among the contributors – and let them decide which pair we’ll put on Ryan.


